Sorry for no updates for a week. I have a responsibility as the writer of the most important blog in human history to inform and entertain the masses and I failed. 

I have not been feeling motivated to do anything other than watch reels lately. I think it's my calling.  I have a pile of dishes I need to wash at home. I think I'll try to take care of them tonight. I haven't even had motivation to charge my smart watch for the last few days.

I'm writing this at work because I "can't be arsed" to actually do my job some days. I don't do well sitting in the office

I hope you readers have a good end to the week. Thanks for reading

Last night I woke up at 10:54PM   and thought my 4:45 alarm went off so I got up and almost made coffee and then I looked at my phone again and realized it wasn't even midnight

I didn't even go back in the bed I was too tired and embarrassed thankfully our couch is comfortable 

My blog is new and improved. My life is very interesting and important and I need to write about it and force my friends and acquaintances to "read" it. I've attached an image I find amusing, you may laugh if you want to.

It's 5 AM and I am drinking coffee with my breakfast (oatmeal). Heading to work soon.